Totally agree. That part slayed me — particularly the line about no one else wanting to touch the coffee pot. I saw it at a small theater that has a matinee once a week when you can bring babies so I had my newborn with me and accidentally used his head as a Kleenex.

I am the exact same way... Like, I’ve spent hours reading imdb synopses for movies I will never ever see just for the spoilers.

They clearly do t understand how the electoral collage works. Unsurprising.

And I am still not convinced he has realized yet that being president of the United States is a job that requires things like work and effort.

Totally agree with this. Oh, ok, you won the electoral college but lost the popular vote by 2 zillion votes? Let me just go home and let you do whatever the fuck you would like to do, you goddamn orange bigot.

Uh, isn’t that what Stein said she wanted changed? Whether or not it’s the truth, she states she’s doing this for election integrity, not to overturn election results.

I think Trump is pretty much the worst fucking human on the planet, and I have zero hope that this will lead to anyone other than him being president. But I am hoping that this makes his Thanksgiving leftovers taste a little less delicious and that he pee pees in his pants a little over this.

Have her give me a call. I work in a pediatric ICU and can tell her about the children birthed to anti-vaccine people who I have seen die of pertussis.

So many of these commenters are my people. I’m super pregnant with my second. Sooooo much of this shit is crap you will never need. Or even look for if you funny have it.

DEET is actually what you are supposed to use during pregnancy.

That crash was fucking brutal. Made me almost barf. Forty-five miles per hour, header and your neck and a curb break your fall? I thought she died.

Uber and Lyft spent $8 million on this campaign. A few hundred thou for a server and a database manager should be nothing.

So these fuckers dressed like cops just did literally the exact opposite of what the transphobic bathroom bills are supposed to prevent — making someone use the bathroom that does not correspond with their sex. Whaaaaaatt the fuuuuckkk?

If Hillary just maintains the look on her face in the pic at the top of the article in every debate and as a response to every dumb, racist, classist, sexist asshole thing Orange says for the next six months she will win in a landslide.

Counterpoint: Yes, he will.

I like to think that 99 % of HRC and Bernie people can get along and it’s just that the 1% freak the fuck out and tantrum like a two-year-old are the loudest.

I am the opposite — don’t like Bernie at all, like her a lot, but would’ve pounded a few shots and staggered to the polls for Bernie in the general because Trump is a scary fucking fuck orange bigot. I don’t want a scary fucking fuck orange bigot for president.

I’d say this would make me shop at Target more but I already go there 837 times a week.

Yep, just stay on fucking land, dude.

I like to think that I am sex positive. But sexy times with dolphins is where I am preeeety sure I draw the line. I just spent four minutes after reading this just blinking and staring at the wall.