He could cover himself in whale oil or lard like those old-timers when they swam the English Channel.

The fact that people are arguing with you about something so utterly sensible makes me realize why I hate reading the comments section. If my passport actually expires 6 months prior to the expiration date, then the damn thing shouldn’t have an expiration date that is NOT the expiration date. This is simple stuff. Put…

I hope he succeeds. It would be fun to see him try to pull off that oiled-up-shirtless look when it is -10 celsius.

That yard sale should put a dent in his $30,000 debt.

It’s not our government’s policy.

You’re no more “stuck” there because your passport expired than you are if it gets lost/stolen and you have to go to the consulate or embassy and get a new one. So, really not stuck at all. And anywhere from 3-6 months is excessive. Like, I could reasonably see two weeks, maybe a month. But you’re telling me that…

Why isn’t that built into the system though. If literally everywhere requires a certain period of time, they could just print both dates in the passport, or make the expiration date the time of arrival, not departure. It’s so contrary to how every other expiration date works.

I will go into a Lewis Black diatribe for you:

Fake video. You’d never see anyone associated with the Redskins tackle with that kind of effort.

Cooke comments are merely continuing the tradition of honor, respect and pride synonymous with the Redskins name.

Gallows humor was a way for soldiers to deal with the horrors of life (Particularly noted from WWI in the trenches)- not for some dipshit Youtuber to get more views.

This guy filmed this, uploaded it to his computer, edited it, uploaded it to Youtube, made a thumbnail and description for it and never once thought this way in bad taste, so fuck this guy and his apology.

And I bet you he also thought it was okay since the body wasn’t of a white person.

This isn’t an apology. It starts off with “I’m sorry” then quickly turns into “I do this every day!” as an excuse, and by the end he’s talking about how popular he is, quoting Uncle Ben back at us...and then plugging his hashtag.

The world wants to know one thing...where can I order a “Mexico Is The Shit” jacket, and can a 53 year old white guy pull it off?

This in spite of some really hefty voter suppression going on. I think it goes to show that that shit can be overcome, though I’d have to see how Jones’ campaign handled things to say how. 

Same. What a world we live in when I shed tears of joy in Philadelphia for an Alabama Senate election result.

Sorry, but I am going to have to throw a flag on that claim. 49% of the voters still thought he was better than the guy who actually fought murderers.

The lowness of that bar— try not to think about it too hard! Just give thanks for now! *whew*

Thank the 97% of black women voters.

I am going to absolutely crank Ani DiFranco’s track “Hello Birmingham” in appreciation of them. I don’t even care that its tone doesn’t fit this moment.