Growing up in Maryland has deadened me to the ridiculousness of white preppy kid names

+1 libertarian freshman with a sailing hobby

Wait, wait, wait...this motherfucker’s real name is “IV”?

Get busy LAXing, or get Bizzy Blanding. -Andy Dufresne, IV

I remember, during the Duke lacrosse scandal, the coach there mentioning how an increasing number of his players came from “the public schools.” Not “public schools,” but “the public schools.” Nobody who actually deals with public schools on a regular basis would insert the article.

$20 says that Taggart Eymer was named after a character in Atlas Shrugged.

I mean. Come on. One of the women is named Jackie Kennedy. Like, we get it. You are already at an obscure fancily named school playing lacrosse. We already knew you had old money.

And 100% of these kids’s parents wouldn’t rent out their Air BnB to people with “black sounding names.”

Saying that 17 year olds get up to some dumb shit is a really cynical attempt to minimize the fact that he committed armed fucking robbery. He’s not a 13 year old stealing candy from the corner store. He months away from being a legal adult and had a fucking gun and stole 5 digits. That’s not boys will be boys,…

Cashier: Are you guys gonna rob the store?

Which ranks him at #264 on the list of Penn State University crimes.

I woulda taken that 13 large right across the street to club risque and made it rain

What time does your shift at Show and Tel end?

OH SHIT THAT’S MY WAWA

So Pornstache is a cop now?

As there’s nothing that comapres to a World Series game 7, it just occurred to me that tonight is the first time in my life I’ve ever rooted for the Dodgers to win. It’s literally the only scenario in which I would ever root for them. It’s almost like someone has asked me “trick or treat”, and I’ve been tricked into…

Racism is the default position of the ignorant and the way Darvish handled the situation was money, you learn alot about people in situations like that.

I never expected to get so many comments, but based on the replies, I’m not the only one that has had this type of experience multiple times with either family or friends. With my in-laws, dinner is only a handful of times a year, so I can deal with it. My wife is a true gem so I try to avoid aggravating her.

Burn it. And I disagree with Drew to some extent. You can’t blame current players for past transgressions, but you can blame them for choosing to go there.

Since 45 minutes have passed and you assholes are all obsessed with pickles ... fuck Penn State.