Coaches and parents tell themselves that shit like this “is routine” so they feel zero responsibility for torturing these kids.

False. If a black bear attacks you are supposed to yell and scream and get as big as you can.

There were shrimps and steaks on that grill, free for the taking. That chill, little bear wasn’t going to exert itself chasing some old, stringy human meat.

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

This article is very brief, but more detailed reports from the news station say that they tried to work through the school for months. The school basically ignored them. So they went public as a last resort, and only then got a response. Within hours. How bout you focus your contempt on the perpetrators, not the…

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

If it doesn’t have an inherent scoring mechanism, it’s a performance contest (like ballroom and American Idol), not a sport.

I actually did look up videos. This is essentially just dancing. Dancing is not a sport, it is just dancing. That’s not to say it’s not difficult or physically taxing. But, not a sport.

And apparently the parents complained in June yet nothing was done until the news was contacted.

Mr. Williams was also let go from a school last year for similar conduct. He also claims to be an Olympic athlete.

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Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

You probably have to watch to find out.

I think for this one she’s supposed to be young? Like she’s being taken advantage by these middle aged people like Rosemary’s Baby.

My guess was J-Law is dead and a ghost and these “invaders” are actually her children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren through the years. Based on the title and the poster.

Debbie Reynolds.

Why? She was amazing in the Diary of a Teenage Girl. I honestly don’t understand the Jez hate for Kristen fucking Wiig (??).

How Altidore managed to not put a foot full of cleats into that guy’s face is a mystery. I watched that GIF loop several times and was disappointed every time he didn’t do it.

I’ve always wondered why soccer can’t go to the video after the fact and deliver cards for this kind of stuff and diving. To me, it would cut a lot of the bullshit out that refs legitimately might not be able to see