Has it been edited or something? Cause I completely agree.

She’s still writing it out with a finger on the palm of her hand.

+1 mournful ding

Nice article you have there.

1) Is the article supposed to end where it does? It seems very abrupt, and as if there is no conclusion. What’s there is good, though.

I am not a parent, but I recently discovered the joys, as a lady, of humongous beach hats. I look like I’m 80 years old in the 1950s, but I don’t care. My face and shoulders haven’t been burned since I invested $15 at Nordstrom Rack into this giant fucking hat. It’s amazing.

I made a decidedly I’mADadAndIDon’tGiveAShit decision and started wearing an adult rash guard last year. Weird tan lines? I don’t give a shit! Look like a fat kid in a pool trying to hid his fat? I don’t give a shit!

5'11" 130lb coxswain here (in college), and I could go sub-8:00. Without working at getting better, just running and deciding that I would randomly test. This guy is weak sauce.

What’s even worse is the time he claimed as his PR. After subtracting his run times are we really supposed to believe that he did 100 pull ups, 200 push ups and 300 squats in 18 mins?

Jared was in my house in college and, same. The intellectual equivalent of a 7:02 2000m.

When I did CrossFit I knew guys who ran Murph in the low-to-mid 40's without the weight vest (which is what I guess Junior is claiming). None of them looked as doughy and weak as DTJ does.

That picture really puts things in perspective. Trump Jr’s lie is so egregious, I don’t know where to begin.

And that’s just in this country.

You and roughly 67,999,999 other people. Roughly.

I’m just sitting here saying to myself, ‘holy shit do I hate these motherfuckers’.

Piss off DJT Jr..... I completed the Murph in 3 minutes and 15 seconds

I’m stunned by the doubting Thomas tone of your story, Patrick.

This family keeps finding new ways to get people to hate them. You gotta respect that.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.