If DC has to accept Fairfax and Hyattsville as “suburban DC” (and we do), Denver has to accept Aurora. Come on, now.

“Better a hundred innocents suffer than one freeloader get a free lunch.”

God forbid we just feed students lunch without interrogating their parents financial situation. Gotta make sure the freeloaders aren’t gaming the system for canned green beans and wiener wraps.

if students are in a situation where they can’t pay for lunch, they’re given one slice of american cheese on a hamburger bun along with a small milk.

Solo is a good name for someone who likes Ayn Rand

Meanwhile, Abby Wambach is completely ignored AGAIN because she isn’t, shall we say......marketable?

I feel like this section of life should be part of a course everyone has to take: getting a bank account; savings v checking; retirement; medical insurance; life insurance; living will. There is so much nuance and we, at least in America, are TERRIBAD at speaking truthfully about death. This should be a course. Life…

Can you blame them? It’s often fun to dress up and be pretty, and I imagine that if you’ve spent your whole life in the wrong body, once you got the chance to express your true self, it’s natural to want to feel as attractive and pretty as you’ve always wanted to but never could. You are making a value judgment that…

Worse. Way worse.

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

Probably.

yea but could she drink as much as I did this weekend

AND her lipstick game is more on point than mine.

Yes, I remember her advocating for real, factual sexual education in schools, not just abstinence-only sex ed. She says it would have helped her.

All that stupid chatter (“LICK IT NOOOOW” “SPIT ON THAT”) sounds almost staged, like they wanted to be caught doing the naughty. Or maybe that’s just what sheltered 20-somethings who watch bad porn think sex really sounds like.

I didn’t really like her until Shake if Off but then I went back and found other earlier songs I liked, so yes, I think she can be an acquired taste.

I actually work for Coke, and I’m so fucking ashamed of their support of this that I walk into work every day shaking, and I know it’s only matter of time before I say the wrong thing in a meeting and lose my job. I’m genuinely considering just quitting before I do something far more stupid that damages my…

Oh Michelle, you’re going straight to hell.

I already “boycott” most of these brands due to my urge to live as long as possible but damn FIFA straight to hell for making me have to apply for a Discover card.

Not true. The sponsors will leave if there’s money to be lost by not doing so.