Listen...I don’t know a single little boy willing to pretend to be a girl just to get into tents with other little girls. These people are trying to say that a child is so sexually driven that he will go to the lengths to pretend to be transgendered (and face the social repercussions of that) to violate the innocence…

Also from the AFA’s dumbass petition:

Sorry for sounding dumb, but is this illegal because the World Triathlon Corporation is based in Florida, because they allowed entries (and took payment) from residents of Florida, or both? Or neither?

The NYC Marathon charges a non-refundable $11 fee for it’s lottery. Which isn’t much individually but adds up when like 80,000 people apply and only like 15% get in.

how is this troll legit and i’m in the fucking grays? this is some bullshit. i’m a salty biscuit now too (it’s also my gamertag. best phrase evar)

Or Hobby Lobby.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I KNOW YOU ARE A TROLL BUT THIS IS THE BEST/WORST ATTEMPT ANY TROLL HAS EVER MADE LIKE

And damn her for having a staff. She should be able to do all the things by herself! When is the last time someone complained about a man having staff?

No silly, clearly the part that is obscured reads “MER” because when you allow two men to marry, it leads to polygamy, then dogs marrying cats, then mermem marrying non-mer men (aka men). It’s conservative logic... because bible stuff, and loud noises, and chick-a-fils and such as.

Karyn, you are a professional writer.

They’re a fucking non-profit. Non-profits have high turnover because they tend to be high-stress environments with not a ton of pay.

Oh, for fuck’s sake: of course she has the benefit of being the daughter of two very powerful people, but never in her entire public life (ie: basically her entire life) have I ever heard her described by anyone reasonable as anything other than incredibly intelligent, thoughtful, and capable.

I know, especially because all of these moves seem to be for higher ranking, better paying positions. It’s almost like they are trying to advance their careers.

Jezebel is so feminist yo. Clearly if people are getting different jobs it’s because of some lady and her crazy emotions. She probably cries a lot at work too.

Oh, look: another story about an intelligent, educated female leader that reduces her to a bitchy stereotype.

I’m going to be that guy...It’s wreaking, not wrecking.

OMG PEOPLE GOT NEW JOBS IN THE PAST 4 YEARS! ESCANDALO!

She should apply at Chick-fil-A.

Sidenote, I appreciate how one of the signs in that image appears to say “Marriage = 1 man + man”.

Wait, so she quit her job before being formally offered a new one because she figured she’s get hired?