BECAUSE POTATO SALAD GUY WAS AN ENTREPRENEUR LIVING THE DREAM BUT THIS MOOCHING BABY SHOULD PULL ITSELF UP BY ITS UMBILICAL CORD BOOTSTRAPS

So people feel okay giving money to cops who are on paid leave after murdering an unarmed citizen on camera but giving to a woman who gave birth to a child she didn’t know she was carrying on a fucking airplane is asking too much? That’s greedy?!

Yeah, I honestly don't care if someone refers to me as wheelchair bound, but I respect the feelings of others and can see how they might not like it. I definitely wouldn't call it hideously offensive, though. I can't speak for everyone, but I think people who use wheelchairs just want to be treated like normal people,…

Hey, how about you go fuck yourself? I think they’re great. My son has cerebral palsy, and while he’s not into dolls yet at his age, I think it’s great that someday, if he wants one, he’ll be able to have a doll that represents his experience. But thanks for classifying being a person with a disability as “this shit.”

The term is outdated but I wouldn’t call it hideously offensive, or offensive at all. Honestly, I’d prefer that people refer to me as wheelchair bound because they didnt know that term is outdated than tip toe around me because they’re scared something they say or do will offend me hideously.

“Hideously offensive?” are you kidding? Using an outdated term is politically incorrect, but I’d say that’s mildly offensive, at most. It’s not like she said “crippled” or “lame”, jeez...

Kolton. You had me then you lost me.

This is the Yelp review of Kitchentte comments.

dude. let it go.

Sea level: It really does mean what you think it means.

A yuppie and his date came into the bar. It was obviously early in the relationship and he was obviously showing her how urbane he was.

I assume because it adds a bit of a humorous setup to the “but we wanted the tour of the factory!” line. Turns it into a punchline, making it a nicer story than just “look how dumb these idiots were” :)

Congratulations!

I was wearing a red dress, perfect makeup and hair. I think the waiter was horrified at how big of a dick he was being. “My family has ... expectations...for my wife.” I kept my voice low and pleasant, never stopped smiling, and then let fly.

Why would he think you would listen to him after the breakup about not dating those guys? You were throwing pickles at his head.

Doesn't apply to media.

Considering the cops arrested Kevin Moore, who filmed the Freddie Gray arrest yesterday, it seems clear they want to make sure there are no witnesses to any of their actions. Their arrest of Kevin Moore was pure intimidation, plain and simple. Cops are pissed right now that 6 of their own are being charged.

Someone else already said this but I’m repeating it for emphasis: please blur this child’s phone number. Who knows what kind of random jerk might call that home asking for her?

Please blur out the number. Seriously, this should be something you do before anything else with a post like this. You put a number on the internet, assholes are going to call it.

Codpieces don’t freak me out as much as those old-timey curly shoes *shudder*