Who’s all still here? I... don’t think anyone will see this post, but maybe? If you survived the transition, I’d just like to know who’s still around.

My suggestion is you cut and paste in a pertinent quote

True story: The first time I ever got to second base, it was while watching “Requiem for a Dream” and I kind of hated myself for a long time afterward.

This is kind of my favorite part... finding out who the hell crossed over.

Oh yeah, I remember reading about that. And Gawker Media took forever to even address it as being a problem.

In a way, the Kinjapocalypse was worth it if that douche bag you're replying to is annihilated along with it.

Does Tig Notaro exist solely to slam other comedians? Whenever she’s in the news, it’s to talk about how someone else did something she disagrees with.

And I double-space between my sentences! How dare you correct it to just one?!

There’s no way to see a history of your posts? It says I have none.

I was optimistic for a really, really long time, but man... this really does suck. This is awful.

I can’t with my work computer.

Can’t. I’m at my work computer and I definitely can’t install extensions. I guess I’m just fucked.

Oh, this is awful. I have no idea who’s replying to who. I mean, it says who you replied to, but your comment is like twenty spaced below.

Mine worked, too... maybe? Some technical difficulties were involved.

I just hope that in the near future we stop giving so much attention to Amy Schumer's particular brand of white feminism, where it's like, "It's okay that I was racist, because I was hiding under the cloak of feminism, even though I don't do much with it."

Like, what's the deal? What's the story there? He doesn't like people having fun, or what? AVCAD is just harmless fun, people sharing likes, gripes and politics.

Yeah, it reminded me of those "I dare you to watch this" kind of things. Like, what the fuck am I even doing with my life right now watching this shit? I could be learning a skill!

Remember that season one episode where he said he was gonna kill himself when his youngest daughter turned 18?

I thought the first season was great, second season was solid, third season… it had that three-part Late Night saga which was awesome! And David Lynch was really funny in it! But then it ended up just… being unpleasant. A very, very unpleasant show—and I could see why people enjoyed it, but it was legitimately…

One of the kids ditches D&D to eat pizza and masturbate in the filth of his depression, hijinks ensue. Monsters may or may not be involved.