It comes up quite a lot in the greater Delaware Valley: https://www.acmemarkets.com/home.html

while everyone else at work was putting their “pronouns” in their email signatures my buddy and I decided to have some fun with it an put ours as “dude/bro/brah.” Yeah, that didn’t last very long before complaints were made.

The end of that scene is money.

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

Palate (as in palate-cleanser)

Palette

Pallet

Injury metaphors should be regional. I borrowed heavily from Burneko’s best state foods list. In no particular order: 

Why the fuck is HR calling me again?

https://lifehacker.com/1838182321

Yeah, you’re shitty. Even if it was equivalent they’re still not required to change with you. And celebrating your offspring vomiting on someone is pretty despicable. 

Wow, what a fucking asshole you are... she did pay for her seat, so that should be it. Talk about entitlement.

So you’re an asshole then. Your fucking piece of shit kid too.

Yeah, “Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid” is probably a close second for me. “Sting” third. I was never a baseball fan, so I know it’s blasphemy, but “The Natural” never did anything for me.

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

So wooder they all mad about exactly?

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

There is a bright side, I guess 

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.