“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

I think you mean 2021 Divisional Round playoff game. 

My favorite part of any Dave McKenna story is the disclosures portion where he mentioned how many times subjects of his articles have called to berate him.

You’re an asshole.

This team has been garbage for about 90% of it’s entire existence.

Pennsylvania does have good scrapple going for it.

I grew up outside of Philly and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

The good news ? Howard Eskin is just one year closer to dying 

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

AND I DON’T LIKE KIDS TODAY PLAYING THAT HIPPITY HOP MUSIC. HURTS MY EARS.

It boggles my mind that Ryen Russillo’s cohosts went in sequential order: Scott Van Pelt, Danny Kanell, Will Cain. No wonder he was arrested for wandering nude and intoxicated in Wyoming. 

The entire show today should win an Emmy. Before this they spent 2 segments on R Keely. The also sent Mina Kimes to the ocean for dumb shit with Saquon Barkley just before this segment. 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

first via Cane Spring Road, or I-95

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

Piers is seldom not the biggest cunt of the day.