They really should have tried to keep Sam Elliott. No other human should be playing Scoresby.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

What a sauerkraut 

Must be visiting BYU

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

Also, fuck Ohio State.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

A hundred percent that was a ball there.

If teams would simply stop fighting and lay down for the Eagles (looking at you, Falcons and Lions!), they’ll sail into and through the playoffs and meet the Pats for a rematch in Super Bowl LIV, with a rehabilitated Nick Foles being retrieved from the Jags for a fourth round pick after Wentz and McCown go down with…

Say what you want about the ‘Skins, but they managed to knock Brady out of the game in the 4th quarter.

Lost in all of this is the fact that the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, the championship series in American professional basketball.

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

“If the key works Monday, I’ll keep working.”

It comes up quite a lot in the greater Delaware Valley: https://www.acmemarkets.com/home.html

while everyone else at work was putting their “pronouns” in their email signatures my buddy and I decided to have some fun with it an put ours as “dude/bro/brah.” Yeah, that didn’t last very long before complaints were made.

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

Palate (as in palate-cleanser)

Why the fuck is HR calling me again?