“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

AND I DON’T LIKE KIDS TODAY PLAYING THAT HIPPITY HOP MUSIC. HURTS MY EARS.

It boggles my mind that Ryen Russillo’s cohosts went in sequential order: Scott Van Pelt, Danny Kanell, Will Cain. No wonder he was arrested for wandering nude and intoxicated in Wyoming. 

The entire show today should win an Emmy. Before this they spent 2 segments on R Keely. The also sent Mina Kimes to the ocean for dumb shit with Saquon Barkley just before this segment. 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

first via Cane Spring Road, or I-95

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

Piers is seldom not the biggest cunt of the day.

One thing I hate about writers is when they write something that causes a swift and broad backlash, and their defense is “You misunderstood what I meant,” as if that is a valid defense for a person whose job it is to convey ideas to third-parties via the written word. I write for a living, and if someone who is…

If QAnon Patriots are making Adam Sandler movies then they’ve gone from harmless kooks to full-blown terrorists.

It very much was not

“what everyone thought the Celtics would be by now”

Counterpoint: It Just Keeps Getting Better For The Rest Of Us

I don’t understand what it’s like being a Celtics fan with Dad without Teen Wolf references, so please include those in future posts.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

published in the journal PNAS

Endler was wiggin’ out this game. Her play buggered comprehension at times. Though also the U.S. offense seemed to peter out.