Somebody needs to splice that into the George C Scott Hardcore meme.

The Sixers won the championship the same way Heinke revolutionized being a GM, only dip shits believe it's true. 

Eff that. They’ve worked their entire lives to be the best in the world. This is the biggest stage. They’ve been quite vocal at demanding better pay, on par with the men’s team. Yesterday was an absolute demolition, but taking joy in their skills on display for the world is by no means a problem.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Mystery Hole is fun because they don’t take the tour seriously at all, until they suddenly DO!  It’s all silly jokes but then they want you to totally believe gravity is altered in that one, obviously diagonal room.  It’s a blast

No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

he is a small, angry Trumper.  No way he’s even allowed to look at her old Playboy pics

Having seen a taping of WoF years ago (it absolutely sucked shit) I can say they 100% never fucked. Even as a teenager the fact that she barely tolerates him was palpable. Having to sit through his shit for three episodes, I can see why. Pat sucks.

He deleted the tweet? Wow, someone must have given him a sternum talking-to.

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Hockey has the best game sounds in sports. Skate blades, slap shots, goal posts, stick slapping the ice calling for the puck, cavernous boom of leg pad saves, the whole game is awesome to listen to.

Personally I prefer watching a weakly hit clearance trickle into an empty net.

My wife was very confused when I started ranting about how exciting the shot that hit the post was. “Why is hockey on? Do you even care about either of these teams?” she asked. She did not, however, look up from her game of 2048 Bricks, because that shit is as addictive as nicotine-laced crack.

It is one of the purer sounds of the game. In the old days, when the bottom of the net was metal, sometimes a goal would go in and you would hear a loud clang when the puck in the metal. Doug Wilson, when he was a defenseman for the Blackhawks, used to score these goals on the power play where you wouldn’t see it go…

You’ll cancel season tickets because of a net, and you’re talking about over-reactions?

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.

Nothing to see here. It is just swamp gas and weather balloons.

I know plenty of Bucks fans and no Celtics fans.  This may have something to do with the fact that I live in Wisconsin, but then again I have the ability to recognize that my personal experience may not be global truth.

Found the NYC douche.