Glad to have you back. Don’t ever leave again. Megan said bad things about ham. I’m still not over it.

For a guy who had a great defensive game plan, like everyone was saying about Wade Phillips, there sure were a lot of plays where my first reaction was “How in the hell can that receiver (Usually Edelman) be that wide open?”

“They didn’t believe in you! No one thought you would do it and you proved ALL the haters wrong. He’s too big. He’s too old. His time is up and he’ll never reach as high as he did earlier in his career. And yet, here you are, once again, lighting up the sky. Congrats, big man.”
-Tom Brady, every morning to the sun

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

Tom Brady: Swears.

If, On The Other Hand, You’ve Been Waiting All These Years To See Bobby Hurley Eat Some Shit Off A Basketball Court, Congratulations, You Forgot That His NBA Career Was Derailed Nineteen Games Into His Rookie Year When He Got T-Boned While Not Wearing His Seat Belt And Was Thrown From His Vehicle In The Crash,…

Looking forward to the competing Netflix and Hulu documentaries in 2021.

Uh... that’s one interpretation...

I think when we talk about how much we hate the Patriots, it’s with the awareness that 90% of people associated with the NFL are fairly loathsome in their own right.

There once was this choad who won Chopped.
He sang karaoke, then dropped.
His doctors were good,
and did all they could,
And fixed the blood vessel that popped

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

He also had the misfortune of having his Father murdered by some extremist assholes when he was 20 years old so....I think Steve definitely has earned some good fortune along the way. As a player and a coach he’s always carried himself with modesty and an appreciation of his place on the NBA food chain

“...watching Cousins will be fun.” 

The caddy was obviously trying to improve his Li.

I don’t think adding a comma and a contraction counts as flipping anything around. Your statement is functionally identical to Maxxuman's. Were you trying to say something else?

Becky would also be acceptable

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

...was long on criticism, firm in his belief 

He did, but figured it was worth it.

I’m now accepting backers to fund “Fyre Sale” where I make a documentary exploring the two competing “Fyre Festival” documentaries.