Bullshit. Sent an engineer from Japan my ass. They’d know right away that the fuel system was contaminated with diesel.

Or maybe it’s Occam’s razor that’s cutting off the tips.

Can we get an official update on Drew? You don’t have to get into specifics or anything, just a simple “he is doing better should be back soon” would be nice.

You’re never too old to read comics.  (58 year old comic reader and collector)

two things that don’t quite fit the main format, one hilarious and one sappy:

Sunshine is fucking wonderful

Los Angeles really put a CHARGE into the Kan-SAWS City CREEPS tonight!!! HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEE!!! They were seeing Rivers all over the field - RIVERS OF BLOOD!!! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

When his career is over they will say, “Dinwiddie almost have it all?”

“Where’s Chad?”

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Counterpoint fuck the Steelers nobody cares if they don’t get calls

*Should of*

At least they got those three offsides calls right.

Cry into your stupid yellow towel. 

you come for pluto, you better watch uranus.

Look, maybe he can’t shoot, but at least he plays lazy defense, doesn’t rebound, and has never averaged more than 2 assists per game.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?