“Non-Consensual Footsie”.

Wait a damn minute...... I was led to believe all major sports organizations and their officials hate Boston, and look to screw them over in any situation.

I finally had my Jalopnik minivan moment — went on a short vacation, was offered a soul-crushing Altima as a rental car, asked if they had anything else (they had just given the guy in front of me a free upgrade to a big infinity), and they said with a bit of a sneer, “we have a minivan.” I said “yessss!!!” It was…

Nah, Wendy’s is fine.  Do the Son of Baconator.  Good value, quality product. Any time I have McDonald’s now, all I have to do is fart once and my wife is like, “looks like somebody had a quarter pounder and fries.”

This is serial killer behavior 

Dave’s from the Email of the Week (sadly I am NOT that Dave) deserves a damn medal for public flatulence!  Thank YOU sir, for your service.

I pride myself on playing nearly all genres (sorry, RTS), but I just can’t get into Fortnite and battle royales in general. The payoff of being the last 1 of 100 standing against low odds because of my non-lack-of-12-hours-a-day-Fortnite’ing wasn’t worth sticking around. One of the reasons I’m still jamming with…

This is my favorite response.

It’s the gif that keeps on giffing.

This is the quickest I’ve ever hated someone.

The Defense is willing to stipulate to this. 

Ketchup and malt vinegar. Honestly, the ketchup is just there to stop the vinegar from making the fry soggy.

I am gonna due a lukewarm take on the Ranch/Fries thing.  My got to Ketchup, but a good ketchup mustard blend is tight.  If I get the nugs and sauce and I have leftover sauce, I am gonna chunk a fry in there for sure.  BBQ is sold, Ranch is good, but Hot Mustard is fucking sublime.  Sometimes, just SOMETIMES, I get…

The mush that’s inside Aikman’s head thinks it’s a good call. 

My wife and I got tickets and traveled on Spirit Airlines once.

Yes yes, Yankees fans learned how to be assholes from the media, definitely

But even that wouldn’t be ‘cross-country’, no? The term implies from one coast to another, not to a central state. There’s even a related term for Texas, ‘flyover country’.

Forgot about that brief moment in time when Rodman was a Laker. 

There’s no way this story is true. Chris Dudley couldn’t defend shit. 

Recycling material I’ve already used on another post about this (and didn’t even think of myself): That kayaker totally got sucker-punched.