I’ve heard Animal House called a lot of things, but draggy and kinda boring was never one of them. So, no. 

Not really the same thing, but the Airplane reference reminded me of the time at my first job when they had received a fax (yes, it was that long ago) that had been garbled in transmission. I walked into the office and the manager pulled it off the fax machine, handed it to me, and said, “What can you make of this?”

its cute that you think its not currently about who has paid more.

People think they are donation matters?

Seconded.

This looks like a job for Founders Breakfast Stout!

I’ve always been told it’s for presentation. It’s a huge pet peeve of mine. Why should I have to get my hands dirty to pull off the tails before I dig into my plate of deliciousness?

OR think about this: Brett Kavanaugh lies under oath all the time and he’s a partisan shitbird who has managed to fail up his whole life (as rich, white men do), and now he’d deny his own damned mother for a chance to join the SCOTUS so he’s actually extremely unreliable. Think about that one....Or just think at all.

How hard is it to remember the titan? 

Take a gander at anyone with a MAGA hat and get back to me.

Boy will Gruden be red in the face when he reads this

Or the Colts figured they should put Jacoby Brissett in there for a low percentage play that requires chucking the ball 70 yards. Not because they don't trust Luck's shoulder, but because Brissett has a cannon and there is absolutely zero finesse required for the play.

I care almost nothing about this thing but i need a ditto.

It’s almost like RBI’s are a stat that’s not entirely dependent on one player’s performance, but rather involve the ability of those hitting in front of that player to be able to get on base and effectively run the basepaths.

SWEET SWEET BEAUTIFUL JUSTICE!

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

Poor Ronaldo, he’s going to miss a chance to touch the heads of Young Boys.

Meanwhile, the Orioles’ “2018 AL East Division Participants” is still just sitting on the side of I-81.

Hear, hear. [insert clinking beers emoji] 

No, you’re not alone. Jesus Christ, the guy’s a comedian. He’s up there to get laughs, not get enmeshed in hipster politics. Of all the things comedians have said over the years (George Carlin once famously said that rape is funny) people choosing a routine about what beer tastes like to get upset about is beyond…