“If Nintendo can do it, Sony can too”

YES! My husband understands the tweezers hierarchy as:
1. The GOOD tweezers. MY tweezers. They were hand milled in England and were designed to put together dollhouse miniatures. I won’t even tell him where they are.
2. The back-up good tweezers that have been lost for 6 months but I still hold out hope they can be…

Seriously.  Someone needs to sit down with the rest of the owners and teach them how to play Settlers of Catan.  You don’t trade sheep for wheat with the person who has 8 points showing and a 2:1 wheat port. 

Tyrone, you stupid fat bastard…

Counter-argument:

Up to now the Milwaukee Police Department were lacking in Morales.

Why do you hate the troops?

Imagine being that attached to Long Island.

“The NBC theme song for the football game was the last thing, other than some personal words from his wife, he heard before the transplant.”

The USMNT should not be talking shit to anyone.

...ESPN should euthanize that show, or at least fire those two and just put Bomani and Pablo in the seats.

“Cooked”?  You sick cannibal fuck.

Abso-tootly!  She is the biggest part of what makes the character so great.

Really, Helen could be a member of any super-team in existence, whether it be the Avengers, the Justice League, whoever, and they would thank their lucky stars they had her. They could be in the middle of any world-ending crisis, and Helen could show up and they would be like, “Helen’s here, oh thank god!”

Holly Hunter’s “tough, no-bullshit, and hyper-capable” voice acting is so great for her, too.

Much like Robert Zemeckis’ only direction to James Woods on Contact (according to the commentary track) was “Be James Woods”, I assume Brad Bird’s only direction to Samuel L. Jackson was “Be Samuel L. Jackson.”

After having watched and re-watched both movies with my kids god knows how many times, I have to say that Elastigirl is firmly in the top 10 superheroes of all time. She’s just so tough, no-bullshit, and hyper-capable, a true leader. Just a little thing, like in the first movie when they are battling the Omnidroid,…

Randian or no, Jason Lee sells the hell out of Syndrome. He’s able to turn on a dime from more comedic to sinister. “When everyone’s special... no one will be” is so menacing when it’s coming from him and I cannot imagine any other voice coming from him.

UPDATE: Tony Romo was injured on the play.

Fucktomb is what my goth girlfriend calls her pussy.