That makes a lot more sense, but still funny because all I could think of when he ripped off his shirt was this:

It’s a heart rate monitor. It also makes him feel pretty.

It’s a performance tracking sensor package and not a sports bra. All the players wear them now.   When TV shows data about how fast someone runs, how far they run, etc it’s data from one of these.  

Why is that guy wearing a sports bra? That’s my biggest take away. Dress however you want, but I just don’t get it. 

no longer devouring eight slices of pizza in one meal,

I hear ya. But don’t worry, after that feeling subsides... I will be right here waiting for you.

Their DD and my DD are two very different things.

...TPIR’s Showcase Showdown...

I tried, but accidentally put it in to a Doc Hollywood video.

When the cops got the call, they thought something fishy was going on. 

no no no no no no no

At the very least, he earns some points for eradicating Florida.

I would be fine banning people for having a “Porky Pig is lame” take.

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.  

What did the bear do to deserve that?

Then she never gets put in a corner.

Ok fine, I’m sick of this shit, you got me.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

You got boobs instead of  exosuits, though.