Glad you’re coming out the other side, Drew.

Could be a regional thing, but below Drizzle is Spitting...an irregular rainfall that is too light to need your windshield wipers, but enough to annoy you.

So it turns out that the annoying State Farm ad with the agent saying the Houston should draft a younger, better PG wasn’t just a joke.

Or you could realize that being in public means that all types of people — big, little, young, old, loud, quiet —will be out there with you. If you can’t handle it, YOU stay home.

But did they call it a free sandwich?

Nah.    Bicycles are over kicked over your own body.   Scissors kick is acceptable here.

Wow...you and Samer must have lost a bunch of money on this game. Soooo salty.

Well...SOMEBODY lost their office pool because of UVA winning.

The template for future intentional cards...Sergio Ramos.

sources = your kids?

KD and Draymond have a bet about who can accumulate more $ in fines this year.

My hate gives me focus and makes me stronger. I will let my Duke hate flow through me and go towards Michigan State. It will feel at ease there.

If I start a sentence to my wife with “Woman”, it had better be the start of a joke.   That shit doesn’t fly ( but her shoe will, at my face ).

I’m going to side with Kraft and his lawyers.   NO ONE needs to see this tape.  

Dewey Oxberger’s travel theories...since we’re in Memphis, my porn goes on YOUR bill...if we were in Charlotte, your porn would go on MY bill.

Right. New Yorkers are the epitome of class.  It’s totally different in PHL.

Not gritty

We had a guy fill in for our roommate that was doing a semester abroad. He was a crew-cut version of Jon Belushi in Animal House. Short, stout, total lack of personal hygiene, and he creeped the fuck out of all the girls who would come by ( a number which decreased over the course of the semester ). He was in ROTC -…

Gronk pawn in game of life.