Truth.

Once you’ve lain with FuckJerry, can you really un-FuckJerry yourself?   I think not.

At least Harper didn’t say he was going to recruit Trout to DC.

Yes and no. IDK if Fultz was the consensus #1...he sure seemed like a can’t miss prospect, but there also seems to be a strong feeling that Ainge fleeced Colangelo when the C’s didn’t want Fultz anyway. But I agree with the Philly Homer bit...Colangelo took a chance and missed. Hinkie just kept hedging his bets.

It’s a bunch of shitheels claiming it’s them against the world, when the world is in fact set up to aid them in their shitheelery.

Yeah -- meant to type “mass produced”

I can easily accept someone else disliking Mayo...but Drew? He is the walking embodiment of Mayo. He’s pasty white, from MN, and likes all kinds of trash food ( which I also love ) that generally comes with mayo.

Do you know who produced Hidden Valley Ranch? Clorox.

I play as Birgette, because I am terrible at the other healers and I like the eliminations where you knock an opponent off a cliff / into a hole / etc. After a recent game where I got POTG, I received a private chat telling me that Birgette ruins the game and that I should go kill myself.

I suppose you wouldn’t share my love for Scrapple, right?

DeMarcus was heroically picking up a potential explosive ( assuming it was a Nike ) device and removing it from the playing floor.

Dang.   I would say these accounts are anticlimactic, but...

This story mean nothing to me without info on which pokemon it was.   Pidgey?  Arrest that dude.   He has problems.    Bidoof?  Completely understand.

Did the same with Doom II.  The office was over an hour away, but it was so worth it.

Putting them in the car seat for the first time, and you feel like you’re going to snap their arms and / or legs bc of how fragile they are?  Good times.

Isn’t the purpose of the water to give the system something to actually flush out?   A dry turd isn’t going anywhere.   A bowl of water containing a turd is going down the pipes when flushed.

Sorta skipping over Philadelphia in that statement about NYC to Miami not having any team but the Skins

Hmmm

Don’t want to jinx it-- but it has happened the last 2 trips, all 4 segments, wife and two kids over 12.

One of the main characters in the Prey books by Johnathan Sandford is named Del Capslock... 2 keys of the keyboard that Sandford was staring at, Del(ete) and Caps Lock.