Despite my aversion to Audis, I like Jose’s suggestion best.  Especially in that color - ze Germans have some awesome blues available.

I had something similar happen to me once, but in my case it was a 40"x48" Harbor Freight trailer with a plywood box bolted onto it. Well, sort of. The box came off the frame on the freeway, and fortunately nobody hit it.

I should have been more specific.... I was brought up Baptist. ;)

Sadly I don’t have access to anything other than a microwave here at work...

What’s the answer for us Protestants? ;)

I eat leftovers pretty often. It’s just my wife and I in the house, but whenever she cooks she almost always makes enough that I can have lunch later in the week.

Leftover chicken is best eaten cold, IMO.  I cannot stand the texture of reheated chicken skin.

It’s easy to distinguish rally drivers from other racing drivers.  You can hear their balls clank as they walk up.

Starred for “banana hued bukkake”.

I remember this from back in high school (class of ‘86 for context).

Yeah, I’d rather have that Corvette.

It’s a nice car, but not $12.5K nice. Not sure it’s $8.5K nice either (that’s the price the ad now shows).

I had a ‘74 Pinto as my first car. Apart from burning a shitload of oil, it wasn’t too bad reliability-wise.

I’ve talked about this one many times before, so how could I submit anything else here? It was my ‘82 Audi Coupe. No major troubles with the engine, but life with that car was a never-ending litany of electrical problems. By the time I got rid of it, the only thing the ignition switch still did was unlock the steering…

Not absolutely sure on this, but I think a heater could be had with the lesser big-blocks. The L88 was intended as a racing engine.

The F250 my dad bought new in August 1976 was the lowest trim model Ford offered at the time, and it was back when pickup trucks were trucks. One of the few optional items it had was an AM radio with a single speaker in the top center of the dash. While I was in college (late ‘80s), I upgraded it to an aftermarket…

That might have been a little before my time, but I know what you’re talking about. And one specific example I remember reading about is the L88-powered Corvette (this engine was available from 1967 to 1969). There was a long list of options that were not available if you selected this engine, one of which was a…

I beg to differ on heated seats - they’re quite nice when the car hasn’t warmed up yet.  But a heated wheel?  That’s what gloves are for.

Oh, stop that!  You’ll be stone dead any moment.