Damn, that’s a good-looking ride.  But I’m going ND - I already own an out-of-warranty German car.

Ztuff it up your azz!

That’z ztupid.

That was the case when I got my license. It made my parents’ lives easier when they didn’t have to pick me up/drop me off for piano lessons, after-school activities and whatnot - especially since we lived seven miles away from where all those things took place.

No, I would not pay any amount for ketchup packets.  Not when I can still buy it by the bottle.  And in any case there aren’t many things I use ketchup on.

I’ve done some stupid shit in the name of getting laid, but nothing like this.

I hate Illinois Nazis...

This.

I still vividly remember spilling a 44 oz Coke in the passenger footwell of my 300ZX. This was about a year or so after I bought the car, so the spill would have been in 1997.

As far as cars I own or have owned, the first one that springs to mind is the center armrest in our E320.  It has two separate storage cubbies inside.

Saw Lambo doors, knew how I was going to vote.

This isn’t something that makes cooking more “fun”, nor is it exactly a revelation.  But a knife that holds a good edge makes things much easier.

Username checks out.

Why bother?  Cold fried chicken is delicious.

“Fried chicken, like revenge, is a dish best served cold. The meat firms up, it’s less greasy, and besides, Popeyes isn’t open at 3 AM.”

An Odyssey from this era is also likely to have transmission problems - as are other Hondas from this time.

Used VW.  Automatic ND.

Looking for someone who won’t wreck your luxury SUV?  Here I am! ;)

I don’t understand modern dating either, because I’ve never participated. I’ve been married for the last 20 years.

He rides in the back.