I need to find better girlfriends... </s>

Same here.

I bet my mind would be blown...

It seems you use “unkillable” almost as often as you use “Holy Grail”. ;)

All my cars have been naturally aspirated, and I do enjoy the heck out of my current Miata (and its predecessor which I had for 17 years and got to well over 300K before I replaced it).

Oh no, into my face it goes
Go go Codzilla...

A couple of my friends have visited Watkins Glen. One got to work a race while he was there.

“Wreckless” is one of my pet peeves.  By adding that letter, it now looks like it means “without wrecks.”

Being a car guy, two things spring to mind when I see the abbreviation NA:

I poo-pooed heated seats until we bought a car that had them.  Now I wish both our cars did.

I was gonna get a vaccine
Until I got high...

Nothing really outlandish, but these are my most memorable stories from my days delivering pizza (late ‘80s/early ‘90s).

That’s the law here in CA as well - though it doesn’t seem to be enforced particularly well.

The lack of detail in the ad and the odd piling of dirt around the car raise too many questions. Two grand is probably just a down payment.

You could be right; I just took the guy at his word.

Stop that, you’ll be stone dead any moment now!

I had a chance to try mushrooms in college, but when I mentioned I’d just eaten my friend said, “forget it, you won’t feel anything.”

Obligatory...

Definitely right about milk spoiling sooner if you keep it in the fridge door.  I learned this one the hard way.

If it has chunks, it’s junk.