I used to know a guy who at one time owned THREE X1/9's - and a Lancia Scorpion.

I ran up a bunch of credit card debt on suspension mods for my Miata.

You wouldn’t happen to be a fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril, would you?

At first I thought, I can buy those for this price?  Then I realized it was the standard Craigslist keyword salad.

Pluses: engine swapped for a somewhat more modern (and very reliable) one. General condition appears good.

Username checks out.

It happens that I just watched a video about her on Youtube which includes a few seconds of her in her genie costume.... at the age of 78.  Have to say she still wore it well.

Yet another reason I’m glad I drive a 31-year-old car.

It works on burgers too.

Man.... Barbara Eden was hot.

That’s easy when it’s been parked most of its life.

It didn’t happen that night, but it did happen eventually.  Had a few laughs, but she was a hot mess.

I’ve done coke exactly once in my life. Once was enough.

This also brought to mind that for a time in the 1970's, Ford offered a Rim-Blow steering wheel. The horn “button” was a contact strip along the inside of the steering wheel rim.

A while back, I watched a video on Youtube of James May making poached eggs on toast. And I don’t even like poached eggs.

My family never had one of these, but one of the driver ed cars at my HS was an early-’80s Fairmont with the stalk-mounted horn button. I never used it, though.

Murphy’s Law.

“4-speed autos are woefully outdated”

Here’s a couple that I still remember well.