FWIW, this Celica has more horsepower than any Miata built prior to 1996. And it has more torque than any NA Miata and most NB’s.

Can I interest you in a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

Does she weigh the same as a duck?

I’m not arguing your premise, but among the 2nd-gen I prefer the early chrome-bumper cars. And not just for looks - those offered pretty decent power.

You’re doing this wrong, Erik.  This is a slicktop, and for the proper ‘80s experience I need a T-top so my mullet can blow in the breeze while I’m blasting Whitesnake.

Honestly it’s kinda meh with a stick.

Autocorrect strikes again...

This one’s an easy NP.  It doesn’t need much, and at 130K an early-’90s Toyota is still young.  Probably a good choice if you have a newly-licensed kid who needs a car.

Oh, I consider the Porsche 917 all right. I consider it one of the greatest racing cars of all time - in an era where it competed with a number of other iconic racing cars.

I dunno.... that name makes me think of one of these...

I take eggception to your comment. :b

There is a Gay Avenue here in San Jose.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

Hope Isetta new track record on this run!

I chose the white moment for this one.

There used to be a Johnny Garlic’s a few miles from my home. My wife and I went there once (to be fair, it was during the Christmas holiday) and were thoroughly unimpressed. It closed down not long after that.

‘E’s probably pinin’ for the fjords.

This isn’t an engine-swapped Smart so much as a Smart-swapped engine.

These puns are becoming eggscruciating...

“This article made me laugh out out, and the photos are eggcellent.”

With the results Dennis achieved, I was thinking more along the lines of egg salad.