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Dream Theater of the Absurd
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Minilites - or reasonable facsimiles thereof, such as Panasports.

I’LL HAVE TWO TACOS, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAASE!!!! AND A LARGE ORDER OF.... FRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIEEEEEES!!!!

Call it the Newport.”

Shortly before the incident he was heard to say, “Hold my beer!”

I’d save it the same way Old Yeller was saved - take it out back and put it out of its misery.

Shut up, fartknocker!

Username checks out.

He also scored his first podium in a Toleman at Monaco - the best finish in the team’s history and one of only four podiums total for them (three of which were with Senna driving).

Since I never actually played this game, did the red and white cars actually have Marlboro logos on them?  I remember having CART Racing for the PC, and none of the cars had alcohol or tobacco brands on them even if they had the associated liveries - e.g., the two Penske AI cars had Marlboro replaced with “Penske” on

Yeah, it’s rare - because hardly anyone wanted it when it was new.  And even at $1600 I don’t want one now.

On three cylinders, it probably won’t even do 185 km/h...

If memory serves, bovine season is year-round and there’s no limit.

I’ve been dragged by a steer.

A Møøse once bit my sister...

Cows are not especially aggressive; neither are steers if they were castrated early enough (and if they’re being raised for slaughter they’re typically cut while still calves).

Don’t mention it. :)

I’m gonna be *that* guy....

In the context Westbrook is using, perhaps knucklehead would be a better word.

Elderly wife: “Be careful coming home dear. There’s someone driving the wrong way on the freeway.”

I’ve never been able to find a Ford Lately, so no.