Or you can put it in one of these...

I delivered pizza during my college years back in the ‘80s and ‘90s.  Plenty of my fellow drivers drove shitboxes with stereo systems worth more than the car they were installed in.

A sudden strong urge to take a dump when I’m at least half an hour from the next restroom.

The ad’s been taken down. Guess some sucker bit...

I’ve seen a couple of Kei trucks at Thunderhill Raceway Park that are used for maintenance-type duties around the paddock.  My best guess is that they’re okay for this sort of use as they never leave the track property.

As someone who would be keeping a car such as this stock, I’d be holding out for an LT1- or LT4-powered Vette.  Partly because of more power in stock trim, also because they don’t fall on their faces at 4000 rpm like the L98 does.

As a whole, the C4 was a step up from what the C3 had become - even with the anemic L83 engine.

If memory serves, the factory power rating on the L98 was 230-250 hp, depending on model year.  Since the car in question here is a 1990, it’s probably at the high end of that scale.

Maybe Rob was mixing up displacement and power output?

I’d rather have a ‘92 or later C4, because, y’know, LT1.  OTOH, this one does come with a manual transmission, and aside from that left bolster on the driver’s seat the car looks pretty darn good.  NP for this 53-year-old dad bod (just the bod, I’m not a dad - that I know of).

Ja, zu früh.

Nicht-Kakao?

What is this “nasty gray snow” you speak of?

I saw the headline at first and thought, “I won’t get to eat any of these this Valentine’s Day!” (had oral surgery yesterday; sutures come out in a couple weeks)

Nice Dice?

Subabeetle? Beetlebrat?

The ‘80 Olds I had during my college years just displayed “CHECK ENGINE” in text.  And because it was the craptastic engine management GM used at the dawn of the 1980s, the “CHECK ENGINE” light would come on any time I took the car beyond 60 mph (which took a long time with a 2bbl 260 V8 - seriously, that car made…

With all the trouble the Mazda DPi had early in the race, coming in third is a really good result.

Fair point, but let’s stick to stuff you don’t have to prepare yourself. :)

Little Caesar’s isn’t the best out there, but it’s fine for what it is.  If you want a truly sad pizza, try 7-Eleven.