Or maybe have a glass of sweet tea out on the veranda.

LSD is probably what these kids are tripping on if they think a limited-slip differential will magically transform their underpowered shitbox into a dorifto machine.

the exhaust pressure eventually bores a hole through the fibreglass (or blows the fibreglass right out)

Crashbox.

My 300ZX had louvers and a T-top.  It was possibly the most ‘80s car in existence.

You’re selling a 22-year-old M3 convertible with aftermarket supercharger for WHAT????  Not in this lifetime!

Technically one reaches adulthood at 18.  Maturity comes much later.

Not feeling the need for Swede.

Settle down, Beavis!

I put Texas Specials in mine.  That and shielding the pickup cavity addressed almost all my complaints about my Mexican Strat.  I still wouldn’t mind having a 22nd fret, though - and that could be addressed with a neck swap.

While I’m not a fan of pink, I’ve always believed that race cars should be liveried in bold colors.  So despite not really liking pink, I can get behind this.

Harry Chapin is smiling from the afterworld.

in the same way that the next time I buy an electric guitar I’ll probably go super boring and buy an American Fender Strat.

BK’s spicy chicken sandwich has been pretty decent the couple times I’ve had it.

Next you’ll be telling us Belgian waffles aren’t actually Belgian.

While this conversion might be useful to an exceedingly narrow subset of drivers, it ain’t $5500 worth of useful - especially given how janky it looks.

It still wouldn’t be enough.

And hazing is baa-aa-aad.

Gonna raise you up a crop of dennil floss?

Fuckin’ A, man!