IndyCar might be a good place for Perez to spend his sabbatical from F1. The only problem there is, he’d probably have to bring funding before any of the teams with open spots would take him.

We’ve got a carcass and some dark meat left.  Tonight it’s going into a soup.

“No, I’m definitely NOT Rick Allen! I still have both my arms.”

I had a ‘85 300ZX 2+2.  As it turned out, that was the car in which I cut my teeth on autocross.  If it was anywhere under a quarter tank, a hard turn would make the voice warning system say “Fuel level is low!  Fuel level is low!  Fuel level is low!”

I had a ‘81 Accord for a few years, and this was one of the many small touches that endeared that car to me. Although it did have one maddening side effect - for quite a while it would tell me the driver’s door was ajar even when it wasn’t. One time it turned out the problem was a missing boot over the pin switch in…

I had forgotten this particular J-body variant existed. But I remember enough about J-bodies in general to say a 36-year-old example with a salvage title is absolutely not worth $3500.

So now Tesla will become Ron White’s Big Ol’ Goddamn Car Company.

I actually have a car with a stand-up ornament parked in my garage.  And it was manufactured in this century, even.

Most women I’ve known have two of those buttons. :)

I’m making a right turn out of the authorized Tesla repair facility, and the roof flies off.

This is a universal problem with just about any sporting car that was affordable when new.  Now that you can swing a used one, you can’t find a good used one because they’ve all been beaten to hell.

I know what he has too, and at that price he can keep on having it.

If the mechanicals on this car are sound, the mileage probably isn’t an issue.  But this car needs a LOT of TLC.  I’d consider it at $2500, but at five grand it’s ND for me.

From the look of it, $5500 is only the beginning with this car - and it’s too high a buy-in.  I like these cars, but I wouldn’t spend someone else’s $5500 on this one.

Get on the Leaf - that’s what they tell you, get on the Leaf. Fuck you, I’m getting in the Leaf!

I haven’t had to use the towing or roadside assistance benefits of AAA very often, but I still keep it active.  The ability to (at least pre-COVID) do a lot of DMV functions short of renewing my license at a AAA branch is totally worth it.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the head lice on the highway...

What if the Four Tops, who sang that “Sugar Pie Honey Bunch” song came out with a competing pie?

I don’t care how good these sides are - I am NOT going through a slideshow to see what they are.

Waitaminute..... you got onion rings at an In-N-Out?