Starred for the name-check. ;)

Codesky brownsky.... or something.

I love In-N-Out, but I wouldn’t wait twelve hours for a Double-Double either.

But “zee-zero-six” just doesn’t roll off the tongue the way “zee-oh-six” does...

I see Rangers up for sale on Craigslist all the time, but not many that look as good as this one.  Nice Price every day of the week.

Nah, he’s that Tater Salad guy. ;)

I’d rather have my Caddy with a pink exterior.... and no, I’m not a Mary Kay salesperson. :)

Wow, I really suck at math! I was actually 31 when I bought that ‘91 Miata. And I have to say, after seventeen years of ownership I was sad to see it go, even though by that point I’d already owned my ‘90 Miata I bought as a replacement for a few months. That ‘91 was the car I drove through most of my thirties and all…

I’m on my second Miata at this time. I bought the first one in 1999 (by which time I was already 30) and what surprised me was how cheap the insurance was for basic coverage. Sure, it’s a <airquote> sports car </airquote>, but it isn’t a high-performance car, and unlike a Civic Si or Integra GSR, it isn’t a magnet for…

I suppose I am, based on a Craigslist search I did for Civic Si’s in my local area.  I didn’t find any with less than 100K on the odometer, and also didn’t find any without at least some bolt-on mods.

Orlove had the week off.

If and only if you can find one that hasn’t been modified or beaten to hell and back.

We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two!

The parts of California south of I-10 are hotter than fuck even if they AREN’T on fire.  I used to live there; that’s one of the reasons I moved north.

There’s a moose in here, all right, but there’s no Moose-iah!

Was she Karving her initials on the Møøse?

I TRIPLE-dog dare you!!!

Yup.

Wow, I didn’t know anybody ever used the term “zesty” anymore.

Shortly after we bought our Benz, my wife came home and told me the ABS and ESP/BAS lights had come on. This was shortly after a rain, so I suspected moisture was messing with it. But after a few dry days, the lights were still on. I took it to a mechanic for diagnostic testing, and he came up with only one code which…