Devin needs to learn about good whiskey.  Evan Williams isn’t good for anything other than stripping paint off the walls and getting into fights with whatever you ate.

But the nice thing about them high school girls is, you keep gettin’ older and they stay the same age.

Despite my aversion to used Audis, I gave this one a NP.  If it’s been well cared for, it’s a good deal.

And a Coke.

Sweaty or not, patina doesn’t have holes in it.  No Dice - not even at scrap value.

The King is gone, but he’s not forgotten...

Nope.  Just nope.

You’re out of your element, Donnie.

Welcome aboard!

“Since I was born at the end of December 71, it really brings to question whether I should pick model year 71 or 72.”

It wasn’t a King Cobra by any chance, was it?

How on earth does a Mirage hit 125 mph, short of being dropped off a cliff?

I’m gonna go big here, in more ways than one.

No matter how good the new ToyMW Z4upra is in terms of performance, I just can’t get past the styling.  It just looks lumpy and overdone.

“A nice Pinto will sell for multiples of what it cost new to somebody.”

If the Corvette in question were also a 1982 model, I’d be right there with you.  At least the ‘82 Supra could be had with a stick.

I also lived through the ‘80s, and while I thought some of the sports/sporting cars from Japan in that era were kinda neat, if I were to buy anything sporty from the ‘80s it would probably be a Mustang GT.

Interesting you mention the 300ZX, because I owned a Z31 for a couple years.  Mine was a 2+2 with an automatic, and I’d bet you lunch that it was not quicker than this 5-speed Supra (besides having an automatic, it’s heavier).  I’m not against the idea of buying another Z31 if I’m feeling nostalgic about the ‘80s, but…

And after the spanking, the oral sex!

Was the previous owner using that car as a planter or something?