This one was called Karly Winery.  It’s no longer there, unfortunately.

Funny thing for me is, when I do scrambled eggs I usually make three.  But if I’m frying them, I just make two.

Learn to work the saxophone
I play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whisky all night long
And die behind the wheel...

Those will definitely get me going “Hell Bent For Leather”.

How about “Black Sunshine”?

And for laid-back cruising music, just about anything by Steely Dan hits the spot for me.  And if it’s dark, “Midnight Rider” by the Allman Bros. works perfectly.

For an individual song, I’m gonna take the easy way out and pick “Red Barchetta” by Rush. For an entire album - Metallica’s Master of Puppets.  They don’t call it speed metal for nothing!

Things that make ya go.... UGGHHHH...

You said “rack”...

I’m sure it’ll baby, provided “baby” is some 55yo broad with half her teeth gone and tits that hang to her knees....

The aircooled 131 engine in this tester is a $6,195 dealer-install option. I’ve bought whole motorcycles for the price of just this engine.

I’ve seen this movie many, many times.  Only thing better than the boiled egg scene is watching “Lucille” wash the car.

And if they don’t have better food, Asgard at least has warfare.

So sorry to hear you’ve lost one of your furbabies.

I can make a good hard-cooked egg. I tried it once, just to see if I did it right, if I would enjoy eating hard-cooked eggs. I followed Martha Stewart’s method, starting with cold water, bringing it just to a boil, then covering them for 13-ish minutes (I’m going on memory for the time part of this). Once they were…

The Wienermobile has taken laps around Laguna Seca.  Someone needs to do the same in the Nutmobile!  Maybe they could even follow that up by having them drive a few hours north and make a few runs on the dragstrip at Sonoma Raceway.

I see you’ve never had Bar-S chicken franks...

$30-$50 is the usual range I shop in when buying at a winery. And I’ve found more than a few that benefitted from a couple years of aging.

Whole lotta scrollin’ going on...

Sorry, but your puns just ain’t cutting the mustard.