This is one of the wurst puns I’ve seen in my life.

Wow. I’ve never spent three figures on a bottle of wine, let alone four. So far, the most I’ve paid for a single bottle was $60 (in 2005 if memory serves) and my single-bottle purchases usually top out under $50.

Here’s a shot of the Wienermobile hot-doggin’ it through the Corkscrew at Laguna Seca.

Will it baby?

Would that be a Jart?  Or a Smeep?

He said a guy in a hair metal band.  Maybe it was Vince Neil?

True, but they didn’t come around until ‘67.

I’m with you on Red Delicious apples. They may be red, but they are far from delicious.

Does whiskey count as food?  Asking for a friend.

The Mustang and Barracuda were both based on their parent companies’ “compact” (as defined in 1960's America) car platforms. But Ford did a better job of differentiating the Mustang from the Falcon on which it was based; the early Barracuda looks like a Valiant fastback.

Just think - if the Barracuda and Marlin had taken off like the Ford Mustang did (and done so before the Mustang), we’d be calling them fish cars instead of pony cars.

But this exhaust goes to 11!

I’m old enough to have seen them in person when they were new.

Ford did something similar with the Pinto.

If it is, well, this Thanksgiving I’m really looking forward to my mother’s open-face pumpkin sandwich.

Starred for “meatbag”.

All my cars are too old to have cameras of any sort.  But I’ve driven a couple that have rearview cameras - the Fusion my employer has as a company car and a Nissan Altima I had as a rental for a couple weeks while my Miata was in the body shop.  The rearview cameras are pretty helpful with those cars, given how high…

I don’t envy any bike handler who had to pick one of these beasts up!

I had an ‘82 Audi Coupe prior to my Z31. It was pretty fun to drive, but life with that car was a never-ending series of electrical issues. The seller never disclosed to me that it had a salvage title, and the “non-op” status really meant he had let the registration expire. By the time I got rid of it, all the…