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Dream Theater of the Absurd
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Looks like all these pictures were taken on my least favorite section of freeway in the Bay Area - I80/I580 through Emeryville, Berkeley, and Albany. As bad as US-101 gets heading northbound from Julian St./McKee Rd., this slog through northern Alameda County is much, much worse. Unless I’m passing through in the

I’ve resigned myself to not having a dream motorcycle garage, because it would cost me half of my net worth. Wifey was a nurse’s assistant in a previous life, and she knows what motorcycle accident victims look like. But what the hell, it’s a dream after all....

Fast-forward to 2040:  “Refrigerator comes forward with sexual assault accusations against Presidential candidate Wasabi Buttplug”

Easy there, Hannibal...

I don’t get that either. My folks didn’t pack much for my sister and me for long trips. I was fine with a few books.

Our new fridge isn’t a “smart” model, but it does sound a chime if you leave a door open for more than a few seconds.

FRIDGE LIVES MATTER!!

I hear he’s very lonely, so he’d probably be more than glad to answer this question just because he’ll have someone to talk to for a bit.

They just don’t think much about such things.

Can confirm.  We bought a new fridge two weeks ago, and after transferring the contents of the old one two it (minus whatever had spoiled) it ran continuously for over a day before it reached the set temperature.

I like olives in general, but it has to be said that not all olives are equal.  The canned black olives are at the bottom of my list.

I don’t own a smart refrigerator, so it probably doesn’t care one way or the other.

(and won once, if memory serves me right, in Champ Car)“

I’m sure most of those who will read this article know the lead photo was taken at Laguna Seca’s Corkscrew.  But I know who the flagger is!  No, it’s not me, and I won’t give his name here.

I’m sad that you had to give up the Scimitar, but I’m also happy that it’s going to a good home.

At one time my home WiFi was TheNSAisWatching.

BMW = Breaking My Wallet

A lot of people say “investment” when what they mean is “expenditure” or “large purchase”.  There are very few cars that truly qualify as investments, and with a handful of exceptions very few people can afford such cars.

I think I’m gonna just leaf this one alone...

Germans love to inspect things.”