I said “garbage” strictly in terms of reliability. IMO, that’s pretty important for anything my non-enthusiast wife is going to drive.

Fireball is only 33% alcohol?  That’s weak for whiskey...

Back a few years ago I was looking for a car to replace my wife’s ‘98 Chrysler Sebring convertible. She was also doing a little searching of her own. On one particular day, she asked me, “What do you think of Volkswagens?”

Peter Schutz?

I could listen to this car all day. Although if I were driving it daily I’d probably need earplugs.

I don’t like it.  The proportions are off, and it looks like the “design” team just threw a bunch of random styling cues from the entire range of live-axle Vettes at it.

That’s not exactly a high bar.

I don’t think they also want a blistered dash pad or torn upholstery though...

In that instance, the truck probably would have been totaled either way.  But under the second option - free venison!

My dad had a ‘74 LUV for a couple years - it was one of the few vehicles my folks bought new.  He ended up trading it in for a new F250 two years later, by which time the LUV was on its third alternator.

Only someone who wants one of these really badly would buy this truck. I’m not that someone, and for $11K I could probably do better even if I did want a LUV.

Yup, this truck may be all original, but it shows plenty of signs of neglect.

What makes you think I read the complaint?  This is the Internet, ferchrissakes! ;)

“I would say that he wants to find a high profile target and make an example of them to show Boston takes these things seriously.”

I wonder if maybe this was a Canadian-market model.  GM is known to do things like that on occasion.

At least it wasn’t a bizarre gardening accident...

Can we please stop giving this douche bandwidth?

I always find it amusing when a for-sale listing points out that the vehicle is on its original tires. I for one don’t consider that a good selling point.

If you’ve ever been accused of lyin’ through your tooth...

Florida Man
Breakin’ half his teeth on chicken bones....