That’s like saying, “For a fat guy, you don’t sweat much.”

Unless California begins managing their woodlands better, there won’t be any trees left here in a few years...

Where can I get me one of these?

Something used and German.  Because I’m a glutton for punishment. :)

We found Doug DeMuro’s burner account!

If I’m not mistaken, the Chevy Astro is based on an S-10 chassis, not that of a Silverado.  David is right, though, about the Vortec 4300 engine.  My sister and BIL had a GMC Safari for many, many years and the engine was about the only part of that van that DIDN’T give them any trouble.

Obligatory-ish...

I did this exact same thing this past weekend - because Lowe’s actually had a fridge in stock.

No more V6 Mustang, and if I were getting that or a Camaro I’d want a V8.  Because, you know, ‘Murica.

Of the PD’s where I’ve actually gotten a close look in my area, none of them ride Harleys.  Granted, it’s a small sample, but SJPD motorcycle cops ride Hondas, and Santa Clara cops are on BMWs.

“Are all Harley riders deaf?”

It’s a nice-looking car - thank God they did away with that awful beak grille they used for a few years.  But for this kind of money I’d rather have something with a six-cylinder engine.  And a stick - although a good modern automatic is a better fit for this car’s target market.

CP - if I really want to kill myself, I can buy a pistol for a lot less money.

How many months have you been waiting for that coffee now?

Well, when I say a “house”, it was really just a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin...

Okay... what WAS the yellow stuff?

“We never got the Toyota Sprinter in the United States”

I sort of knew in the back of my mind that Sizzler still existed. But I can’t remember the last time I visited one.

Watt are you on about?

*your*