I saw that tour as well, which if I remember right was Soul Asylum's last show before being kicked off the tour so in a big fuck you they just played covers for their entire set. This was at Irvine Meadows.

Yeah, and remember when the Reagans were begging people to support stem cell research in opposition to the Republican party? As if they wouldn't have been on the same side with the rest of them if it didn't personally affect their family. It's the same as every Republican politician who suddenly realizes gay rights…

Now I can teach you how you're supposed to say "jive". You jive turkey. You've got to sass it. Quit jivin' me, turkey! You've got to sass it!

Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs.

"How about those TV dinners? I tried one the other day. Lightning strikes, the peach cobbler goes out!"

Chocolate microscopes?

I'm going to the Heart + Joan Jett show this summer, but it's to see Heart with my mom, which was the first band we ever bonded over when I was about 5 years old. I know exactly one Cheap Trick song (take a guess) and then tangentially another because Apu sang it while washing his car. I also know exactly one Joan…

My go-to is space documentaries.

Just an evening?

Deja Vu is CSNY and I don't want to be pedantic, but that's a pretty important "Y". (In fact, I've long said that the members of CSNY are listed in reverse order of greatness, sorry, David.)

Because we're obsessed with naughty bits. We demand to know what bits you have and what bits you like to put them into/put into them.

That's so gay.

He said "blessed are the cheesemakers".

That's why I clicked on it in the first place. I thought Rob Thomas was starring in something produced by Rob Zombie and I really needed more information. This was a let down. I want my click revenue back, AV Club.

Jon Bois' article is the definitive tale of this godawful show: http://www.sbnation.com/201…

The same Arby's that engages in lazy vegetarian trolling? http://www.eater.com/2015/7…

Was your self-destruct cancellation button broken? Fuck! Even on the AV Club, nothing works!

And I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, 'cause he's damn sure used to air.

Damn it, stop calling people of our generation "millennials". I'm 35 years old. Saved by the Bell ran from 1989-1993. Millennials were just being born then. As far as I can tell, "millennial" has come to mean "anyone younger than me". It's as nondescript as "hipster". If you graduated high school in the 20th century,…

>though I really liked the music over the scene where he kills the bitchy lady