Space Mutiny might still be my favorite.

She was right, it is inappropriate to expose children to Olive Garden. Let them make that decision freely when they’re adults.

“Oh, about 700 pages or so...”

A D+? But that’s the gentleman’s wiggedy-wiggedy wack!

Don’t forget Blink 182's Tom Delonge taking time off to educate himself and the world about aerospace and astronomy.

Starred for reference to Camel. Time to dig out some old vinyl...

But they are kind of an identity issue. Because our lack of gun control is an identity issue.

That was a smart change.

Between Fred Rogers and Billy Graham, I’ll take Fred Rogers forever. Graham made more of an effort to be open-minded than, say, Jerry Falwell and his ilk, but that was a low bar.

Now all of the people who were bitching that the teaser trailer last night didn’t have enough Ehrenreich and that it was a sign that he’s wrong for the role can start bitching that this trailer has too much Ehrenreich and that he’s wrong for the role.

40 minutes on the threadmill should make up for it.

I didn’t know this was a hot take honestly, and I didn’t know about this food scare as well. Still don’t care. It’s a pretty cheap meal, has the tofu sofritas, is quick, and is tasty. Not many Mexican places I’ve been to have had something like tofu sofritas, so that’s why it’s especially dear to me.

I only knew the Tom Landry one because of the Simpsons episode where homer is a coach and wears his Tom Landry hat.

Pardon me?

Up up down down alt-right alt-right B A start

I had the green cover. I think they switched to red later. Poser.

I have the “I’m too horny for this shit” tank top and I’m waiting for summer to come to break it out

The Ataris. Typical. Q-Bert was busted for a pyramid scheme in the eighties.

Thanks but I’ll stick with my hot ham water.

The unedited version of his 22-minute phony balony stand-up special for Comedy Central is interesting to watch. He's playing for an audience that probably would have booed him off if they had payed to be there, and doesn't hit his stride until after the 22 minutes is up.