I've not heard him say that.

I've loved Up since I got it on its release day. It's overlong and could have used some pruning, but it was a bold change of direction for a band who needed to adapt to survive.

Well, they're on their way to becoming AV Club commenters. When do they think the Simpsons started its decline?

Right next to the coffee mug from Heartbeeps.

Yo, Ding Dong, man. Ding dong. Ding dong, yo.

"Blast that X-Wing!" is also my idea of dirty talk in bed.

Mitchell and Webb nails it not once, but twice:

I do the same thing, walk 20 minutes to a train station through a nice, quiet residential neighborhood and then take the train 3 stops, or take a bus on a state highway and walk through an industrial area and across an interstate. Easy choice.

Seriously, fuck House Hunters. I had been looking for months, took a weekend trip out of the country to see a friend and forget my troubles, walk in their house and FUCKING HOUSE HUNTERS IS ON!! And it's always, they choose which house they want, and then they get it! Presto! Meanwhile I just had my fifth offer…

Well there's a mental image I didn't need.

Nuts and Gum: Together at Last!

That was fast.

Who cares, I'm sure he's not coming to— HOLY SHIT HE'S COMING TO PORTLAND AHHHHHHH

This Newswire is so behind the times that I already bought tickets to one of the shows three days ago. I'm going to see Heart, but I'm sure I'll be at least mildly amused by Joan Jett and Cheap Trick. Hey, it was $20 for lawn seats.

Try the movie UHF and if that doesn't do it for you, I got nothing.

Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on, kids, let's go home.

I would never tire of reading these reviews, even for episodes I hated. They're my just-got-to-work-on-Monday-morning ritual, and my weeks will be a little less bright without them.

Brandon McCarthy is one of the best twitterers, and extremely smart and progressive.

She has an old special on Netflix. It's a lot what you'd expect, but it's pretty hilarious. And then the end is super uncomfortable.

Give that man the $10,000! The farting! The boner! It works on so many levels!