Yes. Not the pronoun, but a player with the unlikely name of Who is on first.

And you should win things by watching!

This seat's for my coin purse.

Is this a piece of your brain?

Canadians

Yarr….

It'll also keep my men from resorting to homosexuality. For about 10 minutes!

I called my good friend Sting. He said, "When do you need me?" I said, "Thursday." He said, "I'm busy Thursday." I said, "What about Friday?" He said, "Friday's worse than Thursday." Then he said, "How about Saturday?" I said, "Fine." True story!

I had a really shitty job working for really shitty people and I started watching Office Space pretty religiously. Peter taught me to just stop caring, so I did. I got laid off, collected unemployment for a few months, got a better job, and then went to grad school. I was trapped in that job like an abusive…

I was partially raised vegetarian (my dad and stepmom were, but I lived with my mom). It was just always a thing I did every other weekend but I never identified with it or thought I would ever do it myself. Seeing that episode in college made me go, "Huh, maybe I should try it," and I just stopped eating meat, and…

You have your ethnic food peddlers confused. Christopher made crunch patties with flavor sauce in pocket bread.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. The creators of Last Man on Earth are PHIL Lord and Chris MILLER?! *drops coffee cup like in Usual Suspects*

Probably just easier to murder an infant during peacetime. All you have to do is shake him real good!

Funny, I'm about to cancel my Spotify account. Not because of the cost — $10 a month to listen to practically everything ever recorded is incredible — but because I'm tired of sending all that money to record label suits who give nothing to artists. I want to instead use that $10 to purchase music, something I hardly…

No, he'd just play depressing music at it until it killed itself.

The Legend of Carpetbagger Vance

He was given a traditional burial, shot into the sea in a flaming cowboy hat.

No, the game's not over.

I for one am shocked that the fat guy with long hair and laundry day clothes is the bass player.

We already know what a Wes Anderson horror movie would look like: https://www.youtube.com/wat…