I can’t believe the electricity stayed on.

I’m still not clear on how this is terrifying.

I would watch the shit out of two of those.

That’s it? That’s what they came up with?

He looks like an actor playing the president on a Hallmark channel made-for-tv movie.

These motherfuckers have been hounding me for a year because I used some internet vin search to research a car I was thinking about buying.

Dr. Fuckboy?

Holy shit, I bought a Wrangler yesterday. That’s awesome.

Where can one obtain those super neat steelies?

I can’t imagine the pain and frustration involved in trying to explain digital encryption to senators and house representatives.

Venturi effect. He explains it in the last 30 seconds of the video

Sad bunny is sad.

Fair enough. I guess I’m spoiled ;)

If it’s big enough to have a numeric keypad, I don’t want it.

It’s not stealing, I got permission.

Now that’s funny.

I need them to work on my car.

I may look 80 but my colon is a healthy 35.

Neat.