Just take a moment to appreciate how well-realized the Austin A35 from the Wallace and Gromit movie Curse of the Were-Rabbit is. It even has the starting crank hole in the bumper!

Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

10/10 would cruise land in

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Wait.. are we supposed to just IGNORE the Ferrari in the garage?

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

According to the state, everything causes cancer in CA (including hash browns from Mcdonalds).

I am trying to put together a list of companies that donated to DT in order to not shop with them, and list of companies that donated the other way, so my dollars go to support business with some kind of conscience.

This idea that our fellow citizens are innately good people.

Now as then, the funniest part of this add is the notion that an FCA product would make it past their warranty period, let along through an apocalypse.

So for a second, I thought my Automatching service may be in jeopardy,then I took the quiz. The methodology behind this is like someone going to a nutritionist to lose weight and the doctor says, “What kind of lightbulbs do you use?

Not sure if I’d call this an electrical fire. You don’t squirt water on something that is “live”. Sure the batteries can deliver electricity, but when they’re just sitting there, unconnected to anything, I would consider this more a chemical fire

He’s the sonic boom of stupid.

Why on earth do the Repubs keep saying the word ‘liberal’ like it’s a bad thing?

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.