I would never claim that shitshow. Such an embarrassment.

Goatse wallet.

They were probably attracted to the engine sound. When I use a chop saw in the summer I get attacked by locusts.

I would watch Anna Kendrick read the phone book. Her twitter account is comedy gold.

When the hell was cheese ever $2.00 a pound?

This is the opposite of cute.

You forgot grass.

Um.

Definitely not realistic, someone would have stolen his phone.

I am watching it, and I love how batshit crazy it is, but no one I know is watching it, even though I recommended it.

I dunno if this is an appropriate reference to ‘moose test’. The moose test measures how a car handles during a sudden avoidance maneuver. This is just someone on a wet road who had no time to react hitting a moose. If the moose test was about how well a car protects you from flying moose, then I’d say it was…

That was fantastic.

holy shit, yes.

I don’t know if I could handle GoT in real-time. You gotta take a shit at some point.

It’s called a torque wrench for a reason.

New Jeep? Not for long! (Unless it’s a JK driven by a soccer mom)

Okay, so now I know that HamNo is a lot like my grumpy uncle Dick who hates cars and technology in equal measure. That aside, that was a funny review.

I thought it was pretty bad.

Dammit. Star for you.

I kinda wonder now what her play was gonna be if the Sept hadn’t been blown up. I wonder if she even had one. She was bright but didn’t seem to have any real backing or plotting experience.