Yeah, but does it bend when you put it in your pocket?

Is it 200 or 2000? I’m confuzzled.

I would rather cut my own throat with a rusty fan blade from a 68 Ford F-100 than buy ANY car from any dealer on Long Island.

That’s Jumpy! He can paint his own name!

That thing has to be seriously upgraded to not get stuck on a wet road.

Doucheboards? Nice.

Yogurt is fine. Probiotics mess me up bad.

Also no one has proposed another name for them.

I guess I’m still wondering when they are going to get AHS right the way they did in season 1. Everything else has been shlocky tripe.

Fantastic, so I can count on drinking water to give me massive flatulence and diarrhea too? Bonus!

Pretty spot on, actually.

I would prefer gizmodo.io9.com. Let me know when it’s ready.

Magical non-shadow-generating scooter. Nice.

That looks like the least sanitary way possible.

That looks like the world’s funnest shitbox.

I am 99% sure that you did not actually read the article. Whether or not you did, your response is so far off the dumbass scale as to break the gauge. Seriously, go back to freerepublic.

Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

What you didn’t say is that it is $14.99. Is this an ad?

I’d be surprised if they lasted 1000 years more.

That looks like an amazingly uncomfortable sitting position, his knees are next to the steering wheel.