This is what I did to my 86 535i. Much better, hope I don’t hit anything.

I’m actually looking at a 6mt M5 with about 68k right now.... should I pull the trigger, fellow Jalops???

Well now I know why you were Google Streeting Botswana all day in your underwear. Good article.

“If anyone ever tries to sell you an aftermarket spark plug with promises of horsepower gains, they’re one of two things: stupid, or a liar.”

What the fuck is a reticulated chipmunk?

“I recently spent an entire morning sitting on the couch in my underwear and looking at all the cars on Google Street View in Botswana.”

Pants are overrated anyway.

“The neat thing about Hyundai’s new compact sedan is the technology it packs: options like automatic braking with pedestrian detection, lane keeping, blindspot monitoring, an auto-opening trunk, and pivoting headlights.”

The front is AMAZING. The rear, not so much. And what’s up with those skinny Prius tires?

As a Lions fan, I can confirm that this is in fact true.

That is fuckin rad.

except it uses water jets.

Anchor chain hole maybe?

No, it’s in North Charleston, South Carolina.

Haha that is in North Charleston/Goose Creek, SC. Color me surprised.

“crazy high idle” = vacuum leak in big intake boot.

NEVER LIFT.

depreciating != deprecating.

I have come to the conclusion that marathon runners are inherently masochists.

I think they just don’t want to work on older cars.