Har! I actually clicked the link.

What in the actual fuck. Whoever designed that should have their fingers inserted into the chain path so they can never design another engine.

That is one seriously blinged out hearse.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

I FUCKING LOVE IT

yeah but WHAR IS ENGIN? WHAR?

Pretty much, yeah.

I happen to like junk.

Yes fun but they are so dated and fugly.

TRUE DAT

WRONG WRONG WRONG.

There's no holder for the Big Gulp spit cup.

What in the almighty fuck is that thing?

JETSONS SOUND!

Wait, these things are in production? Holy crap.

You forgot this one:

This is all I needed to see to agree with you, Doug. Good article though.

Did you mean masochists?

....if I could star you like a bazillion times, I would.

who wants to buy my 635?