I. LIKE. THIS.

Jesus Christ, that's terrifying.

"Yes, they're paying for your oil changes and your tire rotations. But they're also getting you in the service bay, where they undoubtedly try to sell you a wide variety of other items, all of which help to pay for that free stuff they're giving away."

"billionaire muppet king"

I love this more than meth.

This this this, one thousand times this.

I bought a 1985 BMW 635CSi. WTF was I thinking.

...when you do a barrel roll?

Negative, that would be the Fiero.

Just what in the hell is going on here?

Then spoon.

I have a club car you could weld a bunch of flat panels to.

Buy one from the south.

Best use of this macro so far.

Yeah, no. The DOT would never let anything like this near a public road. Also, no one will build it, there's no money in it.

It won't fix the leaks but the nose of your car will stick up like you wouldn't believe.

Yeah, me too. To be fair, they started it.

I WOULD SO BUY THIS... and then squonk all over it.

That's just an Unlimited with the top cut off.