Someone upthread says he just wasn’t moving enough weight, because if it had been the Sacklers, Pence would have met with him in a heartbeat (even thought the Louvre & the Guggenheim took their name off their buildings).
There is no such thing as a YouTube star.
This is basically my nephew’s future. He’s like 16 and as far as I know, the kid doesn’t do jack shit but watch this sort of nonsense and Twitch streams.
nah...even Yul Brynner’s Man in Black was more convincingly human than old penny dreadful...
If American employers think they have trouble finding skilled workers now, just wait until Generation Influencer hits the deck.
Yeah, I don’t buy that. If the guy was arrested in 2017 then even a basic background check by the Secret Service would’ve turned that up long before Pence boarded the plane. Or if they really didn’t know until that moment, arranging for the guy to not be present at the drug center would’ve made more sense than…
“I also have pink-eye!”
*guffaw* That is so echt Pence... set up your big fat opioid-inaction PR event, hire a drug dealer to fill in your F-list-celebrity requirement, forget to check his background, then flood the country with secretive little tidbits of explanations when you freak out & cancel the whole thing instead of just getting a new…
I mean... they’ve only had 2 weeks to come up with some bullshit. So this is definitely the 100% truthful answer.
Also... I WISH I could get pizza at the sex dungeon...
It’s Mike Pence you are talking about. If Trump were outed as a frequent patron of a sex dungeon for transsexual midgets, the equivalent Mike Pence scandal would be learning that he once kept female goats on his private ranch and sometimes tended to them on his own, outside the watchful gaze of Mother.
Maybe she’s just stealing drugs from poor people,
We all know that container with a billion dollars of cocaine they seized was Mother’s. Who else would have that level of unmitigated gall. Mother out here like a white Frank Lucas with Mikey running interference.
Why would you cancel a whole event? Why wouldn’t you just have your team tell Hatch to fuck off for the day? He was already working with the feds—he knows he’s not a good look.
“the streets of New Hampshire" is not a phrase I ever considered.
That’s politically understandable. Which is why I don’t believe it to be the real reason given that it comes from the Trump administration. There has to be something more ridiculous, like a sex dungeon in a pizza parlor or some shit.
We think Mother’s moving weight?
They draw the line at drug deals, but dictators, pedophiles, and Nazis are still cool with the Trump Administration!
Pfft, we all know the DEA just covering for Mother.
I’m not buying it. The real reason is